Ornament Lovers Anonymous: Are You Guilty of These 7 Collecting Habits?
(Spoiler: We totally are, and we’re not even sorry.)
Hi, my name is [insert your name here], and I’m an ornament addict.
There. We said it.
If you’ve ever told yourself “I’m just going to look” and walked out of a holiday shop with a bag full of sparkle, this one’s for you. Whether you’ve got one tree or twelve (looking at you, themed tree people 👀), we’re celebrating the delightful, slightly unhinged joy that comes with being an ornament collector.
Here are 7 signs you might be part of our unofficial group: Ornament Lovers Anonymous.
🎄 1. You “Accidentally” Start Shopping in July
Christmas in July isn’t just a sale—it’s your personal green light. You tell yourself you’re “just browsing” while casually adding 14 ornaments to your cart.
And yes, you do need another glittery snowflake. It’s a different kind of glitter.
💡 2. You’ve Named at Least One Ornament
If you know exactly where “Twinkle the Reindeer” hangs every year and you gasp if anyone tries to move her… welcome. You’re in the right place.
📦 3. Your Storage Bins Deserve Their Own Zip Code
Under the bed? Full of ornaments. Hall closet? Ornaments. That one mystery bin in the garage? Oh look—ornaments from 2004. You’ve got a system. And yes, everything is labeled and wrapped like precious jewels. (Because they ARE.)
🛒 4. You Can Spot a Handmade Ornament from 30 Yards Away
Craft fair radar? Impeccable. Etsy searches? Ruthless. You’ve got a sixth sense for finding that one-of-a-kind, hand-stitched, pearl-trimmed mini snow angel before anyone else does.
🌟 5. You Keep Saying “This Is the Last One”… and Then Buy Four More
Every year, you say you’re done. You don’t need anything else. Then you spot a tiny vintage Santa with flocked boots and it’s game over. Again.
✨ 6. You Decorate a Tree Just for “The Specials”
Your main tree? Gorgeous. But you also have a second (and possibly third) tree for all your keepsake, handmade, or “too beautiful to be crammed between branches” ornaments. Themed trees? Oh, you’ve got a system.
💬 7. You’ve Said “It’s Not a Problem if It Makes Me Happy” Out Loud
Multiple times. Possibly while unboxing the ornament you forgot you ordered. Possibly while someone in your family side-eyes you from across the room. You just smile and hang it up. Joyfully.
🎁 Final Thoughts (aka Group Hug)
If you nodded along to at least 3 of these… congratulations! You’re a proud member of Ornament Lovers Anonymous. But honestly? We wouldn’t change a thing. Ornaments aren’t just decorations—they’re tiny time capsules, full of sparkle, stories, and seasonal joy.
So go ahead. Collect the glitter, the velvet, the vintage glass. Hang them with love. Display them proudly. And if anyone says you have “too many,” just smile and say, “There’s always room for one more.”
